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Birthday Tantrums

I bloody hate birthdays. I’m talking about my own birthday in particular here. Sitting awkwardly …

  • Posted on 10.11.13
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The Day The Music Started…

My neighbour’s a twat. You can pretty much take my word for that. Think Mark …

  • Posted on 08.26.13
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Just so you know.

  • Posted on 06.02.13
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Things Which Annoy People On The Tube

1) Eating a pasty next to someone.   2) Reading the newspaper over someone’s shoulder. …

  • Posted on 04.03.13
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This Week’s Biggest Achievement…

I usually judge a good week by the amount of times I’ve avoided publicly falling over, getting …

  • Posted on 07.07.12
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How To Do A Festival.

1) Girls will flock to H&Ms everywhere to get their standard-issue festival outfits. If you …

  • Posted on 06.17.12
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How To Have An Argument.

You’ll probably start off with the view-point that you are right and that the other …

  • Posted on 06.02.12
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Things to do on the way to work.

1) Run up the stairs at the train station in a panicked fashion, making other …

  • Posted on 02.05.12
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From me to you… you massive loser.

FROM ME TO YOU… YOU MASSIVE LOSER. Let Mardy Tweet Your Ex This Valentines Day. …

  • Posted on 02.02.12
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How To Perfect The Desk Cry.

Oh dear, you’re at work. And you’re about to cry. What’s probably happened is you …

  • Posted on 01.22.12
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