Things Which Annoy People On The Tube
1) Eating a pasty next to someone. 2) Reading the newspaper over someone’s shoulder. …
This Week’s Biggest Achievement…
I usually judge a good week by the amount of times I’ve avoided publicly falling over, getting …
How To Do A Festival.
1) Girls will flock to H&Ms everywhere to get their standard-issue festival outfits. If you …
How To Have An Argument.
You’ll probably start off with the view-point that you are right and that the other …
Things to do on the way to work.
1) Run up the stairs at the train station in a panicked fashion, making other …
From me to you… you massive loser.
FROM ME TO YOU… YOU MASSIVE LOSER. Let Mardy Tweet Your Ex This Valentines Day. …
How To Perfect The Desk Cry.
Oh dear, you’re at work. And you’re about to cry. What’s probably happened is you …
Hashtag Trending!
Jesus Christ, I’m hashtag trending! Company magazine have written about my anti-valentines cards in their February …
This is a sodding blog post.
And thus the blog is started! With an initial post which acts more of a …
