
‘Bike Wanker’ Card
‘Bike Wanker’ Card Text reads: bike wanker. Cream 300gsm laid card with round edges and …

‘Inappropriate Drunk’ Card
‘Inappropriate Drunk’ Card Text reads: inappropriate drunk. Cream 300gsm laid card with round edges and …

‘Slag’ Card
‘Slag’ Card Text reads: slag. Cream 300gsm laid card with round edges and black hand …

100 Lines Card
100 Lines: I must not go on the bumper cars when drunk. Price: £2.99 BUY …

Busy Making Promises and Breaking Them Card
Busy making promises and breaking them. Price: £2.99 BUY HERE

Gin and Dancing Card
I like gin in a can and dancing. But not this bloody headache. Price: £2.99 …

John Was An Only Child Card
John was an only child. And a selfish twat. Price: £2.99 BUY HERE

Partying Card
Partying like I haven’t got work in the morning. Price: £2.99 BUY HERE