1) Eating a pasty next to someone.
2) Reading the newspaper over someone’s shoulder.
3) Reading the newspaper over someone’s shoulder whilst eating a pasty.
4) Nudging the person next to you as you root through your bag for your Oyster Card.
5) Smiling at the person you’ve just spent the last 15 minutes pissing off when they shoot you an irritated look.
Today I tried all of these things out.
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