Mardy Mabel

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For the mamil in your life. Text reads: ‘bike wanker.’ Badge comes attached on a …

Turn that frown upside d… oh sod it. Text reads: ‘mard arse.’ Badge comes attached …

NO EYE CONTACT. NO HUGGING. NO SMILING. Text reads: ‘stop smiling.’ Badge comes attached on …

GET YOUR ASS TWO METRES AWAY FROM ME. Text reads: ‘don’t touch me.’ Badge comes …

‘Goodbyes Are Always Shit’ Card Text reads: goodbyes are always shit. Cream 300gsm laid card …

‘Bad Bridesmaid’ Card Text reads: bad bridesmaid. Cream 300gsm laid card with round edges and …

‘Boring Stories’ Card Text reads: here’s to listening to each other’s boring stories for the …

‘Bike Wanker’ Card Text reads: bike wanker. Cream 300gsm laid card with round edges and …

‘I Want to Smother Your Face With a Pillow’ Card Text reads: i want to …

‘Inappropriate Drunk’ Card Text reads: inappropriate drunk. Cream 300gsm laid card with round edges and …