Mardy Mabel

‘Most People Are Mar...

‘Most People Are Married By Your Age’ Card Text reads: most people are married by …

‘Where is My Massive Bunch of Flowers?’ Card Text reads: where is my massive bunch …

‘I love you even though you leave the toilet seat up’ Card Text reads: ‘I …

Here’s the thing: Halloween as a child is one of the most awesome nights ever. …

One of the most frustrating things which life has dished on to my plate recently …

I bloody hate birthdays. I’m talking about my own birthday in particular here. Sitting awkwardly …

My neighbour’s a twat. You can pretty much take my word for that. Think Mark …

‘Til death do us part. Where is the shot gun?’ Card Text reads: til death …

Mardy Mabel Anniversary Sex Card. Text reads: happy anniversary. i suppose we had better have …