Tube Rant Number Two Tote Bag
Text reads:
TUBE RANT NUMBER TWO: Man Sitting Opposite Me, i can see you staring at me out of my peripheral vision. don’t look away when i meet your eye.
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Tube Rant Number Two Tote Bag
Tube Rant Number Three Tote Bag
Tube Rant Number Three Tote Bag
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TUBE RANT NUMBER THREE: this is a FREE newspaper. you could have got one yourself instead of reading mine over my sodding shoulder.
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Tube Rant Number Four Tote Bag
Tube Rant Number Four Tote Bag
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TUBE RANT NUMBER FOUR: Stop hitting me with your stupid fucking bag and take it off your shoulder.
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Tube Rant Number Five Tote Bag
Tube Rant Number Five Tote Bag
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TUBE RANT NUMBER FIVE: i appreciate you’re probably a massive twat, but let me tell you that you’ve picked the wrong person to play Elbow Space War with.
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30. And Still A Bit Of A Twat Card
30. And Still A Bit Of A Twat Card
In fact, you can have any age from 20 – 50. Please add a note on your order to say which age you would like.
Price: £2.99
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Congratulations On Being Careless With Your Contraception Card
Finalist In The National Knobhead Championship Card
You Make A Shit Brew Mug
Twat Shit Dick Badges
Eat Around The Fucking Burnt Bits Apron
Eat Around The Fucking Burnt Bits Apron
Some of us aren’t all that good at cooking, yeah?
Price: £11.99
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