Mardy Mabel

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An Ode to Sunburn. Sunburn – You crimson little fucker, I thought I’d seen the …

‘I Love You Even Though You Have Food In Your Teeth’ Card Text reads: i …

‘Your Snoring Drives Me Round The Bend. Happy Valentines Day’ Card Text reads: your snoring …

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‘If You Are The Best I Can Get I Want My Money Back From The …

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‘Most People Are Married By Your Age’ Card Text reads: most people are married by …

‘Where is My Massive Bunch of Flowers?’ Card Text reads: where is my massive bunch …

‘I love you even though you leave the toilet seat up’ Card Text reads: ‘I …

Here’s the thing: Halloween as a child is one of the most awesome nights ever. …