sardonic greetings cards & gifts
WHAT’S THE MATTER WITH YOU? A HAND SHAKE WILL SUFFICE!
Mardy Mabel ‘I hate hugs’ tote Bag.
We don’t all have to hug each other. Sometimes a nod of acknowledgement or a hand shake will do.
Made from: Thick quality natural cotton. 100% Natural 230 gsm (8oz) cotton canvas, unbleached and undyed bag with black text and red Mardy Mabel logo.Dimensions: Size 36cm (w) x 39cm (h) with long handles.
For those who are hug averse.
WHAT’S THE MATTER WITH YOU? A HAND SHAKE WILL SUFFICE!
Text reads: ‘I hate hugs.’
Badge comes attached on a Mardy Mabel brown luggage tag label.
£2.49 ~ Buy from HERE
made from:
Plastic and metal with a sharp badge pin.
dimensions:
3.8cm diameter
They’re selfish, they’re aloof, they give you that “I told you so” look when you’re in the bathroom doing your big old gin cries.
CATS ARE TWATS.
Text reads: ‘Cats are twats.’
Badge comes attached on a Mardy Mabel brown luggage tag label.
£2.49 ~ Buy from HERE
made from:
Plastic and metal with a sharp badge pin.
dimensions:
3.8cm diameter
Mardy Mabel Exam Results Card.
Text reads:
congratulations smart arse.
Cream 300gsm laid card with round edges and black hand rubber stamped text with red Mardy Mabel rubber stamped logo on back of card. Measures 105mm x 150mm. Comes with red envelope and in clear cellophane bag.
£2.99. Buy from HERE
Mardy Mabel “Eat around the sodding burnt bits” apron.
Because some of us didn’t listen in home economics; we were too busy practising bubble writing on our homework diaries.
Fair Trade Apron; 100% heavyweight prewashed cotton canvas; 10oz / 283g canvas; Cotton webbing ties; Country of origin: India; Made from a sustainable crop in a Fair Trade Factory; Printed in the UK.
£11.99 BUY HERE
I Would Rather Drink a Litre of Bleach Tote Bag
Text reads:
I would rather drink a litre of bleach.
Price: £9.99 Buy from HERE
