sardonic greetings cards & gifts
‘You Chew Loudly’ Card
Text reads:
you chew loudly.
Cream 300gsm laid card with round edges and black hand rubber stamped text with red Mardy Mabel rubber stamped logo on back of card. Measures 105mm x 150mm. Comes with red envelope and in clear cellophane bag.
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‘Will You Marry Me? …Only Joking’ Card
Text reads:
will you marry me? …only joking.
Cream 300gsm laid card with round edges and black hand rubber stamped text with red Mardy Mabel rubber stamped logo on back of card. Measures 105mm x 150mm. Comes with red envelope and in clear cellophane bag.
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‘Too Lazy To Break Up With You’ Card
Text reads:
too lazy to break up with you.
Cream 300gsm laid card with round edges and black hand rubber stamped text with red Mardy Mabel rubber stamped logo on back of card. Measures 105mm x 150mm. Comes with red envelope and in clear cellophane bag.
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‘Gutted You Have Not Text Me Back’ Card
Text reads:
gutted you have not text me back.
Cream 300gsm laid card with round edges and black hand rubber stamped text with red Mardy Mabel rubber stamped logo on back of card. Measures 105mm x 150mm. Comes with red envelope and in clear cellophane bag.
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‘Whatever’ Card
Text reads:
whatever.
Cream 300gsm laid card with round edges and black hand rubber stamped text with red Mardy Mabel rubber stamped logo on back of card. Measures 105mm x 150mm. Comes with red envelope and in clear cellophane bag.
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‘Your Voice Is Pretty Annoying Most Of The Time. Happy Valentines Day’ Card
Text reads:
your voice is pretty annoying most of the time. happy valentines day.
Cream 300gsm laid card with round edges and black hand rubber stamped text with red Mardy Mabel rubber stamped logo on back of card. Measures 105mm x 150mm. Comes with red envelope and in clear cellophane bag.
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‘Waiting For My Marriage Proposal’ Card
Text reads:
waiting for my marriage proposal.
Cream 300gsm laid card with round edges and black hand rubber stamped text with red Mardy Mabel rubber stamped logo on back of card. Measures 105mm x 150mm. Comes with red envelope and in clear cellophane bag.
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‘Happy Sodding Valentines Day’ Card
Text reads:
happy sodding valentines day.
Cream 300gsm laid card with round edges and black hand rubber stamped text with red Mardy Mabel rubber stamped logo on back of card. Measures 105mm x 150mm. Comes with red envelope and in clear cellophane bag.
£2.99 BUY HERE
‘Happy Valentines Day Knobhead’ Card
Text reads:
happy valentines day knobhead.
Cream 300gsm laid card with round edges and black hand rubber stamped text with red Mardy Mabel rubber stamped logo on back of card. Measures 105mm x 150mm. Comes with red envelope and in clear cellophane bag.
£2.99 BUY HERE
There’s only room for one moody madam in this flat.
Mardy Mabel ‘Cats are twats’ tote Bag.
Made from: Thick quality natural cotton. 100% Natural 230 gsm (8oz) cotton canvas, unbleached and undyed bag with black text and red Mardy Mabel logo.Dimensions: Size 36cm (w) x 39cm (h) with long handles.