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Drunk Text Tote Bag

Mardy Mabel Drunk Text Tote Bag.

For those who cannot be trusted with their phone after a couple of bevvies.Text reads: ‘Sorry for my drunk text.’

Made from: Thick quality natural cotton. 100% Natural 230 gsm (8oz) cotton canvas, unbleached and undyed bag with black text and red Mardy Mabel logo.Dimensions:
Size 36cm (w) x 39cm (h) with long handles.
£12.99. Buy from HERE
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‘Will Flirt For Gin’ Tote Bag

AS-SEEN-IN-LOOKNEW FROM THE MINISTRY OF MARD

Mardy Mabel ‘Will Flirt For Gin’ Tote Bag.

Gin lovers and flirters unite: your prayers have been answered. For when your urge for gin exceeds the change in your purse.

 

Made from: Thick quality natural cotton. 100% Natural 230 gsm (8oz) cotton canvas, unbleached and undyed bag with black text and red Mardy Mabel logo.Dimensions: Size 36cm (w) x 39cm (h) with long handles.

£12.99. Buy from HERE
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Things Which Annoy People On The Tube

1) Eating a pasty next to someone.

 
2) Reading the newspaper over someone’s shoulder.

 
3) Reading the newspaper over someone’s shoulder whilst eating a pasty.

 
4) Nudging the person next to you as you root through your bag for your Oyster Card.

 
5) Smiling at the person you’ve just spent the last 15 minutes pissing off when they shoot you an irritated look.
Today I tried all of these things out.