sardonic greetings cards & gifts
‘Bike Wanker’ Card
Text reads:
bike wanker.
Cream 300gsm laid card with round edges and black hand rubber stamped text with red Mardy Mabel rubber stamped logo on back of card. Measures 105mm x 150mm. Comes with red envelope and in clear cellophane bag.
£2.99 BUY HERE
They’re selfish, they’re aloof, they give you that “I told you so” look when you’re in the bathroom doing your big old gin cries.
CATS ARE TWATS.
Text reads: ‘Cats are twats.’
Badge comes attached on a Mardy Mabel brown luggage tag label.
£2.49 ~ Buy from HERE
made from:
Plastic and metal with a sharp badge pin.
dimensions:
3.8cm diameter
Things Which Annoy People On The Tube Tote Bag
Text reads:
THINGS WHICH ANNOY PEOPLE ON THE TUBE:
1) Eating a pasty next to someone.
2) Reading the newspaper over someone’s shoulder.
3) Reading the newspaper over someone’s shoulder whilst eating a pasty.
4) Nudging the person next to you as you root through your bag for your Oyster Card.
5) Smiling at the person you’ve just spent the last 15 minutes pissing off when they shoot you an irritated look.
Try all of these things out today.
Price: £9.99 Buy from HERE
30. And Still A Bit Of A Twat Card
In fact, you can have any age from 20 – 50. Please add a note on your order to say which age you would like.
Price: £2.99
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