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WHAT’S THE MATTER WITH YOU? A HAND SHAKE WILL SUFFICE!
Mardy Mabel ‘I hate hugs’ tote Bag.
We don’t all have to hug each other. Sometimes a nod of acknowledgement or a hand shake will do.
Made from: Thick quality natural cotton. 100% Natural 230 gsm (8oz) cotton canvas, unbleached and undyed bag with black text and red Mardy Mabel logo.Dimensions: Size 36cm (w) x 39cm (h) with long handles.
Mardy Mabel Drunk Text Tote Bag.
Things Which Annoy People On The Tube Tote Bag
Text reads:
THINGS WHICH ANNOY PEOPLE ON THE TUBE:
1) Eating a pasty next to someone.
2) Reading the newspaper over someone’s shoulder.
3) Reading the newspaper over someone’s shoulder whilst eating a pasty.
4) Nudging the person next to you as you root through your bag for your Oyster Card.
5) Smiling at the person you’ve just spent the last 15 minutes pissing off when they shoot you an irritated look.
Try all of these things out today.
Price: £9.99 Buy from HERE
Tube Rant Number One Tote Bag
Text reads:
TUBE RANT NUMBER ONE: move your selfish commuting arse down the carriage.
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Tube Rant Number Two Tote Bag
Text reads:
TUBE RANT NUMBER TWO: Man Sitting Opposite Me, i can see you staring at me out of my peripheral vision. don’t look away when i meet your eye.
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Tube Rant Number Three Tote Bag
Text reads:
TUBE RANT NUMBER THREE: this is a FREE newspaper. you could have got one yourself instead of reading mine over my sodding shoulder.
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Tube Rant Number Four Tote Bag
Text reads:
TUBE RANT NUMBER FOUR: Stop hitting me with your stupid fucking bag and take it off your shoulder.
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Tube Rant Number Five Tote Bag
Text reads:
TUBE RANT NUMBER FIVE: i appreciate you’re probably a massive twat, but let me tell you that you’ve picked the wrong person to play Elbow Space War with.
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