‘Goodbyes Are Always Shit’ Card

‘Goodbyes Are Always Shit’ Card

Text reads:

goodbyes are always shit.

Cream 300gsm laid card with round edges and black hand rubber stamped text with red Mardy Mabel rubber stamped logo on back of card. Measures 105mm x 150mm. Comes with red envelope and in clear cellophane bag.

£2.99     BUY HERE

‘Boring Stories’ Card

‘Boring Stories’ Card

Text reads:

here’s to listening to each other’s boring stories for the next 30-odd years.

Cream 300gsm laid card with round edges and black hand rubber stamped text with red Mardy Mabel rubber stamped logo on back of card. Measures 105mm x 150mm. Comes with red envelope and in clear cellophane bag.

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‘Bike Wanker’ Card

‘Bike Wanker’ Card

Text reads:

bike wanker.

Cream 300gsm laid card with round edges and black hand rubber stamped text with red Mardy Mabel rubber stamped logo on back of card. Measures 105mm x 150mm. Comes with red envelope and in clear cellophane bag.

£2.99     BUY HERE

‘I Want to Smother Your Face With a Pillow’ Card

‘I Want to Smother Your Face With a Pillow’ Card

Text reads:

i want to smother your face with a pillow.

Cream 300gsm laid card with round edges and black hand rubber stamped text with red Mardy Mabel rubber stamped logo on back of card. Measures 105mm x 150mm. Comes with red envelope and in clear cellophane bag.

£2.99     BUY HERE

‘Inappropriate Drunk’ Card

‘Inappropriate Drunk’ Card

Text reads:

inappropriate drunk.

Cream 300gsm laid card with round edges and black hand rubber stamped text with red Mardy Mabel rubber stamped logo on back of card. Measures 105mm x 150mm. Comes with red envelope and in clear cellophane bag.

£2.99     BUY HERE

‘Jesus Christ You’re Old’ Card

‘Jesus Christ You’re Old’ Card

Text reads:

jesus christ you’re old.

Cream 300gsm laid card with round edges and black hand rubber stamped text with red Mardy Mabel rubber stamped logo on back of card. Measures 105mm x 150mm. Comes with red envelope and in clear cellophane bag.

£2.99     BUY HERE

‘You Chew Loudly’ Card

‘You Chew Loudly’ Card

Text reads:

you chew loudly.

Cream 300gsm laid card with round edges and black hand rubber stamped text with red Mardy Mabel rubber stamped logo on back of card. Measures 105mm x 150mm. Comes with red envelope and in clear cellophane bag.

£2.99     BUY HERE

‘Too Lazy To Break Up With You’ Card

‘Too Lazy To Break Up With You’ Card

Text reads:

too lazy to break up with you.

Cream 300gsm laid card with round edges and black hand rubber stamped text with red Mardy Mabel rubber stamped logo on back of card. Measures 105mm x 150mm. Comes with red envelope and in clear cellophane bag.

£2.99     BUY HERE

‘Cats are twats’ Badge

They’re selfish, they’re aloof, they give you that “I told you so” look when you’re in the bathroom doing your big old gin cries.

CATS ARE TWATS.

Text reads: ‘Cats are twats.’

Badge comes attached on a Mardy Mabel brown luggage tag label.

£2.49 ~ Buy from HERE

made from:
Plastic and metal with a sharp badge pin.

dimensions:
3.8cm diameter