sardonic greetings cards & gifts
‘Goodbyes Are Always Shit’ Card
Text reads:
goodbyes are always shit.
Cream 300gsm laid card with round edges and black hand rubber stamped text with red Mardy Mabel rubber stamped logo on back of card. Measures 105mm x 150mm. Comes with red envelope and in clear cellophane bag.
£2.99 BUY HERE
‘Boring Stories’ Card
Text reads:
here’s to listening to each other’s boring stories for the next 30-odd years.
Cream 300gsm laid card with round edges and black hand rubber stamped text with red Mardy Mabel rubber stamped logo on back of card. Measures 105mm x 150mm. Comes with red envelope and in clear cellophane bag.
£2.99 BUY HERE
‘Bike Wanker’ Card
Text reads:
bike wanker.
Cream 300gsm laid card with round edges and black hand rubber stamped text with red Mardy Mabel rubber stamped logo on back of card. Measures 105mm x 150mm. Comes with red envelope and in clear cellophane bag.
£2.99 BUY HERE
‘I Want to Smother Your Face With a Pillow’ Card
Text reads:
i want to smother your face with a pillow.
Cream 300gsm laid card with round edges and black hand rubber stamped text with red Mardy Mabel rubber stamped logo on back of card. Measures 105mm x 150mm. Comes with red envelope and in clear cellophane bag.
£2.99 BUY HERE
‘Inappropriate Drunk’ Card
Text reads:
inappropriate drunk.
Cream 300gsm laid card with round edges and black hand rubber stamped text with red Mardy Mabel rubber stamped logo on back of card. Measures 105mm x 150mm. Comes with red envelope and in clear cellophane bag.
£2.99 BUY HERE
‘Jesus Christ You’re Old’ Card
Text reads:
jesus christ you’re old.
Cream 300gsm laid card with round edges and black hand rubber stamped text with red Mardy Mabel rubber stamped logo on back of card. Measures 105mm x 150mm. Comes with red envelope and in clear cellophane bag.
£2.99 BUY HERE
‘You Chew Loudly’ Card
Text reads:
you chew loudly.
Cream 300gsm laid card with round edges and black hand rubber stamped text with red Mardy Mabel rubber stamped logo on back of card. Measures 105mm x 150mm. Comes with red envelope and in clear cellophane bag.
£2.99 BUY HERE
‘Too Lazy To Break Up With You’ Card
Text reads:
too lazy to break up with you.
Cream 300gsm laid card with round edges and black hand rubber stamped text with red Mardy Mabel rubber stamped logo on back of card. Measures 105mm x 150mm. Comes with red envelope and in clear cellophane bag.
£2.99 BUY HERE
They’re selfish, they’re aloof, they give you that “I told you so” look when you’re in the bathroom doing your big old gin cries.
CATS ARE TWATS.
Text reads: ‘Cats are twats.’
Badge comes attached on a Mardy Mabel brown luggage tag label.
£2.49 ~ Buy from HERE
made from:
Plastic and metal with a sharp badge pin.
dimensions:
3.8cm diameter
