sardonic greetings cards & gifts
‘Goodbyes Are Always Shit’ Card
Text reads:
goodbyes are always shit.
Cream 300gsm laid card with round edges and black hand rubber stamped text with red Mardy Mabel rubber stamped logo on back of card. Measures 105mm x 150mm. Comes with red envelope and in clear cellophane bag.
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‘Bike Wanker’ Card
Text reads:
bike wanker.
Cream 300gsm laid card with round edges and black hand rubber stamped text with red Mardy Mabel rubber stamped logo on back of card. Measures 105mm x 150mm. Comes with red envelope and in clear cellophane bag.
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‘I Want to Smother Your Face With a Pillow’ Card
Text reads:
i want to smother your face with a pillow.
Cream 300gsm laid card with round edges and black hand rubber stamped text with red Mardy Mabel rubber stamped logo on back of card. Measures 105mm x 150mm. Comes with red envelope and in clear cellophane bag.
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‘Inappropriate Drunk’ Card
Text reads:
inappropriate drunk.
Cream 300gsm laid card with round edges and black hand rubber stamped text with red Mardy Mabel rubber stamped logo on back of card. Measures 105mm x 150mm. Comes with red envelope and in clear cellophane bag.
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‘You Never Mentioned You Were Getting Married’ Card
Text reads:
you never mentioned you were getting married.
Cream 300gsm laid card with round edges and black hand rubber stamped text with red Mardy Mabel rubber stamped logo on back of card. Measures 105mm x 150mm. Comes with red envelope and in clear cellophane bag.
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‘Jesus Christ You’re Old’ Card
Text reads:
jesus christ you’re old.
Cream 300gsm laid card with round edges and black hand rubber stamped text with red Mardy Mabel rubber stamped logo on back of card. Measures 105mm x 150mm. Comes with red envelope and in clear cellophane bag.
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‘I’m a Dick and Forgot Your Birthday’ Card
Text reads:
i’m a dick and forgot your birthday.
Cream 300gsm laid card with round edges and black hand rubber stamped text with red Mardy Mabel rubber stamped logo on back of card. Measures 105mm x 150mm. Comes with red envelope and in clear cellophane bag.
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‘You Chew Loudly’ Card
Text reads:
you chew loudly.
Cream 300gsm laid card with round edges and black hand rubber stamped text with red Mardy Mabel rubber stamped logo on back of card. Measures 105mm x 150mm. Comes with red envelope and in clear cellophane bag.
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‘Your Breathing is Annoying’ Card
Text reads:
your breathing is annoying.
Cream 300gsm laid card with round edges and black hand rubber stamped text with red Mardy Mabel rubber stamped logo on back of card. Measures 105mm x 150mm. Comes with red envelope and in clear cellophane bag.
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‘Will You Marry Me? …Only Joking’ Card
Text reads:
will you marry me? …only joking.
Cream 300gsm laid card with round edges and black hand rubber stamped text with red Mardy Mabel rubber stamped logo on back of card. Measures 105mm x 150mm. Comes with red envelope and in clear cellophane bag.
£2.99 BUY HERE