sardonic greetings cards & gifts
OI LAZY LEGS! NEED SOME MOTIVATION?
Mardy Mabel ‘Will Run For Gin’ Gym Bag.
Even the best of us need some sodding motivation.
Made from: Thick quality natural cotton. 100% Natural 230 gsm (8oz) cotton canvas, unbleached and undyed bag with black text and red Mardy Mabel logo.Dimensions: Size 36cm (w) x 39cm (h) with long handles.
Mardy Mabel “Eat around the sodding burnt bits” apron.
Because some of us didn’t listen in home economics; we were too busy practising bubble writing on our homework diaries.
Fair Trade Apron; 100% heavyweight prewashed cotton canvas; 10oz / 283g canvas; Cotton webbing ties; Country of origin: India; Made from a sustainable crop in a Fair Trade Factory; Printed in the UK.
£11.99 BUY HERE
‘I Love You Even Though You Have Food In Your Teeth’ Card
Text reads:
i love you even though you have food in your teeth
Cream 300gsm laid card with round edges and black hand rubber stamped text with red Mardy Mabel rubber stamped logo on back of card. Measures 105mm x 150mm. Comes with red envelope and in clear cellophane bag.
£2.99 BUY HERE
Mardy Mabel Drunk Text Tote Bag.