‘Cats are twats’ Badge

They’re selfish, they’re aloof, they give you that “I told you so” look when you’re in the bathroom doing your big old gin cries.

CATS ARE TWATS.

Text reads: ‘Cats are twats.’

Badge comes attached on a Mardy Mabel brown luggage tag label.

£2.49 ~ Buy from HERE

made from:
Plastic and metal with a sharp badge pin.

dimensions:
3.8cm diameter

 

“Sorry you cocked your exams up” Exam Results Card

Mardy Mabel Exam Results Card.

Text reads:

sorry you cocked your exams up.

Cream 300gsm laid card with round edges and black hand rubber stamped text with red Mardy Mabel rubber stamped logo on back of card. Measures 105mm x 150mm. Comes with red envelope and in clear cellophane bag.

£2.99. Buy from HERE