sardonic greetings cards & gifts
GET YOUR ASS TWO METRES AWAY FROM ME.
Text reads: ‘don’t touch me.’
Badge comes attached on a Mardy Mabel brown luggage tag label.
£2.49 ~ Buy from HERE –https://www.etsy.com/uk/listing/774628976/mardy-mabel-badge-dont-touch-me?ref=shop_home_active_1
made from:
Plastic and metal with a sharp badge pin.
dimensions:
3.8cm diameter
For those who are hug averse.
WHAT’S THE MATTER WITH YOU? A HAND SHAKE WILL SUFFICE!
Text reads: ‘I hate hugs.’
Badge comes attached on a Mardy Mabel brown luggage tag label.
£2.49 ~ Buy from HERE
made from:
Plastic and metal with a sharp badge pin.
dimensions:
3.8cm diameter
They’re selfish, they’re aloof, they give you that “I told you so” look when you’re in the bathroom doing your big old gin cries.
CATS ARE TWATS.
Text reads: ‘Cats are twats.’
Badge comes attached on a Mardy Mabel brown luggage tag label.
£2.49 ~ Buy from HERE
made from:
Plastic and metal with a sharp badge pin.
dimensions:
3.8cm diameter
