sardonic greetings cards & gifts
‘You Chew Loudly’ Card
Text reads:
you chew loudly.
Cream 300gsm laid card with round edges and black hand rubber stamped text with red Mardy Mabel rubber stamped logo on back of card. Measures 105mm x 150mm. Comes with red envelope and in clear cellophane bag.
£2.99 BUY HERE
‘Your Breathing is Annoying’ Card
Text reads:
your breathing is annoying.
Cream 300gsm laid card with round edges and black hand rubber stamped text with red Mardy Mabel rubber stamped logo on back of card. Measures 105mm x 150mm. Comes with red envelope and in clear cellophane bag.
£2.99 BUY HERE
‘Whatever’ Card
Text reads:
whatever.
Cream 300gsm laid card with round edges and black hand rubber stamped text with red Mardy Mabel rubber stamped logo on back of card. Measures 105mm x 150mm. Comes with red envelope and in clear cellophane bag.
£2.99 BUY HERE
‘Your Voice Is Pretty Annoying Most Of The Time. Happy Valentines Day’ Card
Text reads:
your voice is pretty annoying most of the time. happy valentines day.
Cream 300gsm laid card with round edges and black hand rubber stamped text with red Mardy Mabel rubber stamped logo on back of card. Measures 105mm x 150mm. Comes with red envelope and in clear cellophane bag.
£2.99 BUY HERE
‘I Sodding Love You’ Card
Text reads:
i sodding love you.
Cream 300gsm laid card with round edges and black hand rubber stamped text with red Mardy Mabel rubber stamped logo on back of card. Measures 105mm x 150mm. Comes with red envelope and in clear cellophane bag.
£2.99 BUY HERE
‘Happy Sodding Valentines Day’ Card
Text reads:
happy sodding valentines day.
Cream 300gsm laid card with round edges and black hand rubber stamped text with red Mardy Mabel rubber stamped logo on back of card. Measures 105mm x 150mm. Comes with red envelope and in clear cellophane bag.
£2.99 BUY HERE
‘Happy Valentines Day Knobhead’ Card
Text reads:
happy valentines day knobhead.
Cream 300gsm laid card with round edges and black hand rubber stamped text with red Mardy Mabel rubber stamped logo on back of card. Measures 105mm x 150mm. Comes with red envelope and in clear cellophane bag.
£2.99 BUY HERE
There’s only room for one moody madam in this flat.
Mardy Mabel ‘Cats are twats’ tote Bag.
Made from: Thick quality natural cotton. 100% Natural 230 gsm (8oz) cotton canvas, unbleached and undyed bag with black text and red Mardy Mabel logo.Dimensions: Size 36cm (w) x 39cm (h) with long handles.
WHAT’S THE MATTER WITH YOU? A HAND SHAKE WILL SUFFICE!
Mardy Mabel ‘I hate hugs’ tote Bag.
We don’t all have to hug each other. Sometimes a nod of acknowledgement or a hand shake will do.
Made from: Thick quality natural cotton. 100% Natural 230 gsm (8oz) cotton canvas, unbleached and undyed bag with black text and red Mardy Mabel logo.Dimensions: Size 36cm (w) x 39cm (h) with long handles.
They’re selfish, they’re aloof, they give you that “I told you so” look when you’re in the bathroom doing your big old gin cries.
CATS ARE TWATS.
Text reads: ‘Cats are twats.’
Badge comes attached on a Mardy Mabel brown luggage tag label.
£2.49 ~ Buy from HERE
made from:
Plastic and metal with a sharp badge pin.
dimensions:
3.8cm diameter