sardonic greetings cards & gifts
‘Happy Sodding Valentines Day’ Card
Text reads:
happy sodding valentines day.
Cream 300gsm laid card with round edges and black hand rubber stamped text with red Mardy Mabel rubber stamped logo on back of card. Measures 105mm x 150mm. Comes with red envelope and in clear cellophane bag.
£2.99 BUY HERE
‘Happy Valentines Day Knobhead’ Card
Text reads:
happy valentines day knobhead.
Cream 300gsm laid card with round edges and black hand rubber stamped text with red Mardy Mabel rubber stamped logo on back of card. Measures 105mm x 150mm. Comes with red envelope and in clear cellophane bag.
£2.99 BUY HERE
WHAT’S THE MATTER WITH YOU? A HAND SHAKE WILL SUFFICE!
Mardy Mabel ‘I hate hugs’ tote Bag.
We don’t all have to hug each other. Sometimes a nod of acknowledgement or a hand shake will do.
Made from: Thick quality natural cotton. 100% Natural 230 gsm (8oz) cotton canvas, unbleached and undyed bag with black text and red Mardy Mabel logo.Dimensions: Size 36cm (w) x 39cm (h) with long handles.
They’re selfish, they’re aloof, they give you that “I told you so” look when you’re in the bathroom doing your big old gin cries.
CATS ARE TWATS.
Text reads: ‘Cats are twats.’
Badge comes attached on a Mardy Mabel brown luggage tag label.
£2.49 ~ Buy from HERE
made from:
Plastic and metal with a sharp badge pin.
dimensions:
3.8cm diameter
Mardy Mabel Anti Valentines Card.
Text reads:
happy valentines day. i suppose we had better have sex.
Cream 300gsm laid card with round edges and black hand rubber stamped text with red Mardy Mabel rubber stamped logo on back of card. Measures 105mm x 150mm. Comes with red envelope and in clear cellophane bag.
£2.99. Buy from HERE
Mardy Mabel Valentines Card.
Text reads:
i fucking love you.
Cream 300gsm laid card with round edges and black hand rubber stamped text with red Mardy Mabel rubber stamped logo on back of card. Measures 105mm x 150mm. Comes with red envelope and in clear cellophane bag.
£2.99. Buy from HERE
Things Which Annoy People On The Tube Tote Bag
Text reads:
THINGS WHICH ANNOY PEOPLE ON THE TUBE:
1) Eating a pasty next to someone.
2) Reading the newspaper over someone’s shoulder.
3) Reading the newspaper over someone’s shoulder whilst eating a pasty.
4) Nudging the person next to you as you root through your bag for your Oyster Card.
5) Smiling at the person you’ve just spent the last 15 minutes pissing off when they shoot you an irritated look.
Try all of these things out today.
Price: £9.99 Buy from HERE
I Would Rather Drink a Litre of Bleach Tote Bag
Text reads:
I would rather drink a litre of bleach.
Price: £9.99 Buy from HERE
Tube Rant Number One Tote Bag
Text reads:
TUBE RANT NUMBER ONE: move your selfish commuting arse down the carriage.
Price: £9.99 Buy from HERE