sardonic greetings cards & gifts
‘Good Luck With Those Nappies’ Card
Text reads:
good luck with those nappies.
Cream 300gsm laid card with round edges and black hand rubber stamped text with red Mardy Mabel rubber stamped logo on back of card. Measures 105mm x 150mm. Comes with red envelope and in clear cellophane bag.
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‘Here’s to the birth of your child. And the death of your sleep’ Card
Text reads:
here’s to the birth of your child. and the death of your sleep.
Cream 300gsm laid card with round edges and black hand rubber stamped text with red Mardy Mabel rubber stamped logo on back of card. Measures 105mm x 150mm. Comes with red envelope and in clear cellophane bag.
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Mardy Mabel “Eat around the sodding burnt bits” apron.
Because some of us didn’t listen in home economics; we were too busy practising bubble writing on our homework diaries.
Fair Trade Apron; 100% heavyweight prewashed cotton canvas; 10oz / 283g canvas; Cotton webbing ties; Country of origin: India; Made from a sustainable crop in a Fair Trade Factory; Printed in the UK.
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‘I Love You Even Though You Have Food In Your Teeth’ Card
Text reads:
i love you even though you have food in your teeth
Cream 300gsm laid card with round edges and black hand rubber stamped text with red Mardy Mabel rubber stamped logo on back of card. Measures 105mm x 150mm. Comes with red envelope and in clear cellophane bag.
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‘Your Snoring Drives Me Round The Bend. Happy Valentines Day’ Card
Text reads:
your snoring drives me round the bend. happy valentines day
Cream 300gsm laid card with round edges and black hand rubber stamped text with red Mardy Mabel rubber stamped logo on back of card. Measures 105mm x 150mm. Comes with red envelope and in clear cellophane bag.
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‘Sod Off Valentines Day’ Card
Text reads:
sod off valentines day
Cream 300gsm laid card with round edges and black hand rubber stamped text with red Mardy Mabel rubber stamped logo on back of card. Measures 105mm x 150mm. Comes with red envelope and in clear cellophane bag.
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‘If You Are The Best I Can Get I Want My Money Back From The Dating Site’ Card
Text reads:
if you are the best i can get i want my money back from the dating site
Cream 300gsm laid card with round edges and black hand rubber stamped text with red Mardy Mabel rubber stamped logo on back of card. Measures 105mm x 150mm. Comes with red envelope and in clear cellophane bag.
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‘I Love You Myopically’ Card
Text reads:
i love you myopically
Cream 300gsm laid card with round edges and black hand rubber stamped text with red Mardy Mabel rubber stamped logo on back of card. Measures 105mm x 150mm. Comes with red envelope and in clear cellophane bag.
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‘Most People Are Married By Your Age’ Card
Text reads:
most people are married by your age
Cream 300gsm laid card with round edges and black hand rubber stamped text with red Mardy Mabel rubber stamped logo on back of card. Measures 105mm x 150mm. Comes with red envelope and in clear cellophane bag.
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‘Where is My Massive Bunch of Flowers?’ Card
Text reads:
where is my massive bunch of flowers?
Cream 300gsm laid card with round edges and black hand rubber stamped text with red Mardy Mabel rubber stamped logo on back of card. Measures 105mm x 150mm. Comes with red envelope and in clear cellophane bag.
£2.99 BUY HERE