
‘Whatever’ Card
‘Whatever’ Card Text reads: whatever. Cream 300gsm laid card with round edges and black hand …

‘I Sodding Love You’ Card
‘I Sodding Love You’ Card Text reads: i sodding love you. Cream 300gsm laid card …

‘Waiting For My Marriage Proposal’ Card
‘Waiting For My Marriage Proposal’ Card Text reads: waiting for my marriage proposal. Cream 300gsm …

‘Happy Sodding Valentines Day’ Card
‘Happy Sodding Valentines Day’ Card Text reads: happy sodding valentines day. Cream 300gsm laid card …

‘Happy Valentines Day Knobhead’ Card
‘Happy Valentines Day Knobhead’ Card Text reads: happy valentines day knobhead. Cream 300gsm laid card …

“Cats are twats” Tote Bag
There’s only room for one moody madam in this flat. Mardy Mabel ‘Cats are twats’ …

“I hate hugs” Tote
WHAT’S THE MATTER WITH YOU? A HAND SHAKE WILL SUFFICE! Mardy Mabel ‘I hate hugs’ …

‘Cats are twats’ Badge
They’re selfish, they’re aloof, they give you that “I told you so” look when you’re …