‘I love you even though you leave the toilet seat up’ Card
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‘Til death do us part. Where is the shot gun?’ Card
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Anniversary Sex Card
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Thank You For Your Splendidly Crappy Gift
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100 Lines Card
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I Might Say I’m Not In A Mood Card
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Busy Making Promises and Breaking Them Card
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Gin and Dancing Card
I like gin in a can and dancing. But not this bloody headache. Price: £2.99 …
John Was An Only Child Card
John was an only child. And a selfish twat. Price: £2.99 BUY HERE
Partying Card
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