sardonic greetings cards & gifts
‘Happy Sodding Valentines Day’ Card
Text reads:
happy sodding valentines day.
Cream 300gsm laid card with round edges and black hand rubber stamped text with red Mardy Mabel rubber stamped logo on back of card. Measures 105mm x 150mm. Comes with red envelope and in clear cellophane bag.
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‘Happy Valentines Day Knobhead’ Card
Text reads:
happy valentines day knobhead.
Cream 300gsm laid card with round edges and black hand rubber stamped text with red Mardy Mabel rubber stamped logo on back of card. Measures 105mm x 150mm. Comes with red envelope and in clear cellophane bag.
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Mardy Mabel Exam Results Card.
Text reads:
congratulations smart arse.
Cream 300gsm laid card with round edges and black hand rubber stamped text with red Mardy Mabel rubber stamped logo on back of card. Measures 105mm x 150mm. Comes with red envelope and in clear cellophane bag.
£2.99. Buy from HERE
Mardy Mabel Exam Results Card.
Text reads:
sorry you cocked your exams up.
Cream 300gsm laid card with round edges and black hand rubber stamped text with red Mardy Mabel rubber stamped logo on back of card. Measures 105mm x 150mm. Comes with red envelope and in clear cellophane bag.
£2.99. Buy from HERE
Mardy Mabel Anti Valentines Card.
Text reads:
happy valentines day. i suppose we had better have sex.
Cream 300gsm laid card with round edges and black hand rubber stamped text with red Mardy Mabel rubber stamped logo on back of card. Measures 105mm x 150mm. Comes with red envelope and in clear cellophane bag.
£2.99. Buy from HERE
Mardy Mabel Valentines Card.
Text reads:
i fucking love you.
Cream 300gsm laid card with round edges and black hand rubber stamped text with red Mardy Mabel rubber stamped logo on back of card. Measures 105mm x 150mm. Comes with red envelope and in clear cellophane bag.
£2.99. Buy from HERE
‘Happy Birthday. Have a Really Shit Day’ Card
Text reads:
happy birthday. have a really shit day.
Cream 300gsm laid card with round edges and black hand rubber stamped text with red Mardy Mabel rubber stamped logo on back of card. Measures 105mm x 150mm. Comes with red envelope and in clear cellophane bag.
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‘Happy Middled Aged Birthday’ Card
Text reads:
happy middled aged birthday
Cream 300gsm laid card with round edges and black hand rubber stamped text with red Mardy Mabel rubber stamped logo on back of card. Measures 105mm x 150mm. Comes with red envelope and in clear cellophane bag.
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Choose any 4 cards from the below – and make a note of which ones you would like on your order. You can have multiples of the same card or you can mix and match.
Mistletoe and Wine. And lots of drunk texts.
Another fucking depressing Christmas.
Nut roast is not a sodding Christmas dinner option.
Santa what a big sack you have.
It kills me to spend Christmas day with you.
Be good or get coal.
Cream 300gsm laid card with round corners and black text with red Mardy Mabel rubber stamped logo on back of card. Measures 105mm x 150mm. Comes with red envelope and in clear cellophane bag.
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‘You’ve Got Baby Puke On Your Shoulder’ Card
Text reads:
you’ve got baby puke on your shoulder.
Cream 300gsm laid card with round edges and black hand rubber stamped text with red Mardy Mabel rubber stamped logo on back of card. Measures 105mm x 150mm. Comes with red envelope and in clear cellophane bag.
£2.99 BUY HERE