‘I Hate People’ Badge
Badge size: 38mm
Price: £2.49 Buy from HERE
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Mardy Mabel ‘I hate people’ Tote Bag.
Useful in any situation.
Made from: 100% Natural 270 gsm (8oz) cotton canvas, unbleached and undyed. Size 36cm (w) x 39cm (h) with long handles.
HOW’S YOUR HANGOVER?
Mardy Mabel ‘So. Much. Gin’ Tote Bag.
Because self-control is for dicks.
‘Happy Birthday. Have a Really Shit Day’ Card
Text reads:
happy birthday. have a really shit day.
Cream 300gsm laid card with round edges and black hand rubber stamped text with red Mardy Mabel rubber stamped logo on back of card. Measures 105mm x 150mm. Comes with red envelope and in clear cellophane bag.
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‘Happy Middled Aged Birthday’ Card
Text reads:
happy middled aged birthday
Cream 300gsm laid card with round edges and black hand rubber stamped text with red Mardy Mabel rubber stamped logo on back of card. Measures 105mm x 150mm. Comes with red envelope and in clear cellophane bag.
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Choose any 4 cards from the below – and make a note of which ones you would like on your order. You can have multiples of the same card or you can mix and match.
Mistletoe and Wine. And lots of drunk texts.
Another fucking depressing Christmas.
Nut roast is not a sodding Christmas dinner option.
Santa what a big sack you have.
It kills me to spend Christmas day with you.
Be good or get coal.
Cream 300gsm laid card with round corners and black text with red Mardy Mabel rubber stamped logo on back of card. Measures 105mm x 150mm. Comes with red envelope and in clear cellophane bag.
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