Mardy Mabel’s “An Ode to Sunburn”
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‘I Love You Even Though You Have Food In Your Teeth’ Card
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‘Your Snoring Drives Me Round The Bend. Happy Valentines Day’ Card
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‘Sod Off Valentines Day’ Card
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‘If You Are The Best I Can Get I Want My Money Back From The Dating Site’ Card
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‘I Love You Myopically’ Card
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‘Most People Are Married By Your Age’ Card
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‘Where is My Massive Bunch of Flowers?’ Card
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