Anniversary Sex Card

Mardy Mabel Anniversary Sex Card.

Text reads:

happy anniversary. i suppose we had better have sex.

Cream 300gsm laid card with round edges and black hand rubber stamped text with red Mardy Mabel rubber stamped logo on back of card. Measures 105mm x 150mm. Comes with red envelope and in clear cellophane bag.

£2.99. Buy from HERE

Drunk Text Tote Bag

Mardy Mabel Drunk Text Tote Bag.

For those who cannot be trusted with their phone after a couple of bevvies.Text reads: ‘Sorry for my drunk text.’

Made from: Thick quality natural cotton. 100% Natural 230 gsm (8oz) cotton canvas, unbleached and undyed bag with black text and red Mardy Mabel logo.Dimensions:
Size 36cm (w) x 39cm (h) with long handles.
£12.99. Buy from HERE

‘Will Flirt For Gin’ Tote Bag

AS-SEEN-IN-LOOKNEW FROM THE MINISTRY OF MARD

Mardy Mabel ‘Will Flirt For Gin’ Tote Bag.

Gin lovers and flirters unite: your prayers have been answered. For when your urge for gin exceeds the change in your purse.

 

Made from: Thick quality natural cotton. 100% Natural 230 gsm (8oz) cotton canvas, unbleached and undyed bag with black text and red Mardy Mabel logo.Dimensions: Size 36cm (w) x 39cm (h) with long handles.

£12.99. Buy from HERE